i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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