i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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