You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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