i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sorry about my life...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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