yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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