im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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