I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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