Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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