I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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