everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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