do herpes really smell.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
