And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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