Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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