Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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