Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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