anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think my moral compass just broke
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