Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i barfeds in our rink
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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