I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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