Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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