I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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