..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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