Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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