didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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