You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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