Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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