rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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