In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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