idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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