I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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