We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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