yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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