do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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