I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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