He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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