South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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