Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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