brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
