can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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