I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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