the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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