I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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