the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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