Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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