her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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