goodnight i made you a song goodbye
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize