Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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