just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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