the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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