She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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