Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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