I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Buhtt sex?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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