Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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