Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
P.S. I can't hear my feet
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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