she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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