I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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