Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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