found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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