It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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