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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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